I love doing OTHER PEOPLE'S homework. Mine? Not so much. See how weird that is? Guess that saying is right. Too much intelligence makes you crazy. [Wait ... Is that really a saying?] Whatever, it's true. When I was growing up this guy in my neighborhood, certifiable genius. What happened to him? He went nuts. Lived in a shack and walked around carrying a box all day.

Albert Einstein? Did you see the guy's hair? Does that look like the hair of a sane man to you? Guy looks like he spent hours pulling at the thing, talking to himself. He probably did. I do that. And I'm no where near the genius that he was. I'm just regular old above average smart.

But I guess this could all work out for the best. I've got tons of other people's homework saved on my computer. All I have to do when I return to school in the fall, is take whatever classes these people took and just hand in this prepackaged homework. That's not cheating is it?

It's not plagiarism. I wrote the shit. I researched it, I slaved over it. I don't think there's a law governing reusing. It's probably more the law of laziness. Which I thumb my nose at, because hey, if there wasn't any laziness then I wouldn't have potential clients who would rather sleep at night than do their homework.

So screw you, who think to look down your noses and sniff your disapproval. I'm getting paid. So if any of you kids out there need any ah ... anything "typed." Just email me ... say you want the 'Publisher's Special' and I'll hook you up baby.

I'll hook you up good.

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