But food alternates aren't all vile. I mean there's all the stuff you thought you'd hate, but when you actually do taste it, it's not half bad. Like tofu. It's scary to look at, but flavor it right ... well with the right flavor substitutes anyway and it can taste like chicken. Well maybe not just like chicken, but it can come close. You just have to forget what you're actually eating and just imagine that the funny taste in your mouth isn't really there.
Then there was the weird, slimy looking, green seaweed pasta. Yeah I don't even want to talk about that. It's like a Fear Factor nightmare.
Still ... you miss the flavors. So much so that anytime you go to a restaurant, you end up stealing the little salt and sugar packets. Yeah I've got a stash. A cop searching this room will probably find several vial with white substances. Don't worry guys I'm not sniffing or shooting up ... I just put it in food.
Speaking of which does anyone know what coke tastes like cause you always see cops on TV tasting it and apparently you can tell that it's different from powdered sugar, so I'm guessing it's not sweet. Anyone who can help me with this, I'd greatly appreciate it. The info not the coke. Don't try getting me hooked on your dirty habit. I have my own addictions to deal with thank you very much.
So to summarize ... I got sugar. And ... ah I got sugar. That's pretty much all there is to say. Sweet.
Previous -- Obsessions
